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- Could you manage a football team with only a measly £500m budget?
- Have you got the stamina to sign cheques morning, noon and night for any player you want?
- Can you sulk in a sickening manner whenever referees don't award you five penalties every game?
- Are you capable of spouting utter nonsense at press meetings?
- Can you say 'Yes sir, of course sir!' whenever your boss makes a suggestion, however unhelpful? </ul> Yes? Then come to Stamford Bridge! Chelsea - A Proud History of Buying Silver Since 2005
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